when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
- Mark Twain (via hqlines)
You don’t have to be pretty like her. You can be pretty like you.
- One of the most freeing things I have ever heard (via firecannotkillabadwolf)